Lack of Qualifications
The owner of this page, Victor VeVea (Victor the Great and Powerful), is not an attorney, and nothing on these pages should be construed as legal advice or an offer to provide any sort of legal services. Nearly all services provided by Victor are only provided to attorneys or through court appointments. Although some pages, forms, instructions, and/or videos have been prepared by and/or reviewed by real attorneys before being posted here, you should not even rely on these. Use this and our other web pages simply as a starting point, but check with a real attorney before taking any legal action.
The total qualifications, education, and experience claimed by the owner of this webpage in relation to the material herein are summarized in the following statement from the author: “I have watched My Cousin Vinny and Legally Blonde numerous times. I own and someday hope to read, half-a-dozen John Grisham books. I have been specially summoned to court and, immediately upon arrival, awarded a Juror Badge.”
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What personal data we collect and why we collect it
We don’t collect anything, but you can give us your name and e-mail address if you like. We don’t want to get into your personal business – it’s your business. However, if you ask us to help you complete legal forms, we will ask for your information to complete the forms, but we don’t save the information. Conversely, law enforcement is always collecting information, so remember – you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you, but not by us and that attorney may be good or great (like most Kern County Public Defenders) or may be pathetic and incompetent. Be wary of substitutes and imposters, such as those going by names like Marc, Gary, or Edgar. Personal data includes, but is not limited to, social security number, pokemon trainer level, weight, shoe size, and complete audio recording of everything said or done in your home as recorded by home automation devices, such as Alexa, Google Home, and other such systems. No allegation or implication is made that such devices actually record or monitor any conversations or personal activities taking place in the privacy of your own home. These devices probably do not spy on you and Mark Zuckerberg is probably not a robot or lizard overlord who knows everything about you.
The law constantly changes, so the legal authority on these pages may be out of date. The author may also be out of date, out of touch, or out of sorts. Watch out.
Don’t ask us for legal advice. Ask an attorney, such as one of these criminal defense attorneys:
- Roger Lampkin – www.RogerLampkin.com – (661) 633-1234
- Joe Whittington – www.TicketWarrior.com – (661)322-5833
- H.A. Sala – www.HASala.com – (661)322-1708
- Kyle Humphrey – www.BakersfieldDefenseLawFirm.com – (661)327-1360
- Elliot Magnus – www.ebmagnuslaw.com – (661)395-0240
- Bill Slocumb – www.BillSlocumbLaw.com – (661)324-1400
- Jared Thompson – www.BakersfieldDefenseLawFirm.com – (661)430-0868
- David Faulkner – www.BakersfieldDefenseAttorney.com – (661)324-4777
- Jeremy Brehmer – www.BrehmerLaw.com – 661)430-0868
- J. Anthony Bryan www.JAnthonyBryan.com – (661)861-8050